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Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Turning to entertainment, Star Trek fans are decrying the latest film in the long running series, as a fun and watchable, action packed, thrill-ride. Yes, it was exciting. But where was the heavy-handed message about tolerance, where was the stiff acting? I mean it just didn't seem like a Star ...
'Star Trek' nabs $7 million so far - Entertainment News, Film News, Media
variety.com — Paramount pic opened at 7 p.m. Thursday Paramount's "Star Trek" opened at 7 p.m. Thursday on most... of its 3,800 screens, grossing an estimated $7 million as of Friday morning. J.J. Abrams' reboot of the classic sci-fi franchise currently stands as the ... (more) 'Star Trek' nabs $7 million so far - Entertainment News, ...
Critics Love the All-New ‘Star Trek’ & Thursday Night Previews Deliver a Possible $6.5M-$7.5M!
Critics Love the All-New ‘Star Trek’ & Thursday Night Previews Deliver a Possible $6.5M-$7.5M!
bighollywood.breitbart.com — Several sources at competing studios have told me that J.J. Abrams’ all-new reboot of Star Trek (Paramount),... which debuted last night at 7pm at many of its 3,849 locations, may have grossed as much as $6.5M-$7.5M. Studio honchos are ... (more) Critics Love the All-New ‘Star Trek’ & Thursday Night ...
Abrams’ ‘Star Trek’ Goes Where No ‘Trek’ Has Gone Before! $33M in 29 Hours & Almost $77M Possible by Monday!
Abrams’ ‘Star Trek’ Goes Where No ‘Trek’ Has Gone Before! $33M in 29 Hours & Almost $77M ...
bighollywood.breitbart.com — Rebooting Bond with Daniel Craig was Bold. Christopher Nolan’s Reinvention of Batman was genius. But some thought... it was overly-ambitious, even audacious, to attempt to restart the Star Trek franchise. It has begun to pay off already for ... (more) Abrams’ ‘Star Trek’ Goes Where No ‘Trek’ Has Gone ...
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Not that far into the realm of parody
Movie Marketing Madness — ... I’ll be honest, when I first saw the headline “Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film as ‘Fun, Watchable’” I thought it was a legitimate news story and not one from The Onion News Network. After all, any deviation from what fans believe to be the series’ true vision is sometimes met with extreme disdain and dismissal, largely because such deviations are designed to bring more people into the theaters. ...

Links for the Day (May 8th, 2009)
The House Next Door — 1. It's Star Trek day, America. The reviews are perhaps surprisingly good. Check these raves from Film Freak Central (quoted below) and Salon. The AV Club also likes it quite a bit, while Roger Ebert is less enthused. Also, here's an amusing video. ["My long-held suspicion of J.J. Abrams as a no-trick pony has thawed completely now that after producing the exceptional Cloverfield, he has directed a reboot of Gene Roddenberry's beloved Star Trek that ...

Friday Links, Part One
The Chutry Experiment — ...   And if Goldstein’s sample is right, then, the makers of the Transformers movie won’t be able to blame a bunch of Twitterers for what appears to be a very lousy film. The biggest complaint: the Michael Bay-helmed film just looks like a bunch of visual noise, and the trailer fails to offer anything resembling a clear narrative (it’s shocking to hear that about a Michael Bay film, by the way). This Onion video about the response of Trekkies to the new, updated Star Trek film is pretty funny. More ...

STAR TREK (2009) IN HD!! Hercules Runs Down What’s On That Fabulous New J.J. Abrams Blu-ray Due Out Tuesday!!
Ain't It Cool News - The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. — ... scene with Scottish accents. * “Teaser Trailer” (1:18) Welders create an Enterprise in Iowa as Spock says, “Space: The Final Frontier.” * “Theatrical Trailer: The Wait Is Over” (2:14) Kirk dumps a car in the quarry, plus footage of Spock and Nero that didn’t get into the movie. * “Theatrical Trailer: Prepare for the Beginning” (2:17) Pike dares Kirk to do better. May 8 is promised. * “Theatrical Trailer: Buckle Up” (1:03) Uhura wonders aloud if Kirk knows what he’s doing. Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable' ...

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