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Max Headroom, A Pasty John Connor, The Jerk From TITANIC And The T
Max Headroom, A Pasty John Connor, The Jerk From TITANIC And The T
Yep, it's an Uwe Boll two-pack today - see below for his apocalypse picture The Final Storm - because that's just how we do things here at Twitch. The German Doctor has two pictures debuting at the American Film Market this year, this much more serious-minded one being the second. Here's the ...
Uwe Boll’s ‘Darfur’ Trailer Cannot Spell
Uwe Boll’s ‘Darfur’ Trailer Cannot Spell
filmschoolrejects.com — As much as you’d love for me to give the normal angry comments about how bad Uwe... Boll is (and he is absolutely terrible as a director), I have something new to add to the pile of arguments against the man. Uwe Boll can’t spell. Or at least his marketing department ... (more) Uwe Boll’s ‘Darfur’ Trailer Cannot Spell
Uwe Boll’s Disaster Movie The Final Storm Gets A Movie Trailer
Uwe Boll’s Disaster Movie The Final Storm Gets A Movie Trailer
slashfilm.com — Yes, we were one of the movie news sites that filed a report at Fantastic Fest declaring... that Uwe Boll might have finally made a good movie . Was it just a fluke? Was it just a case of the broken clock being right every once in a while (twice a ... (more) Uwe Boll’s Disaster Movie The Final Storm Gets A Movie ...
‘Storm’ Trailer: Uwe Boll Returns to (Bad) Form
‘Storm’ Trailer: Uwe Boll Returns to (Bad) Form
screenrant.com — Every time that a new Uwe Boll film comes out, I watch it hoping that this will... be the film in which he succeeds in blowing me away; I haven’t had that happen yet. Sure, his next release, Rampage , looks like it may be his finest work to date -- ... (more) ‘Storm’ Trailer: Uwe Boll Returns to (Bad) Form
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Uwe Boll's Darfur Trailer Is Offensive Only Because It Can't Spell
Cinema Blend News — ... stupid enough to pay to see his films. But somewhere along the line Boll decided to grow a conscience, and for his next project will be focusing his attention on a real area of conflict in the world-- Darfur, the area in Sudan that's been home to a massive genocide over the last decade. Yes, I know, Uwe Boll getting political makes me a little ill too. What could possibly make this whole thing worse? A typo in the damn trailer. Check out the trailer for Darfur below, thanks to Twitch Film , and see if you can spot the moment where spellcheck goes completely on the fritz. ...

Trailer for Uwe Boll’s DARFUR
gordonandthewhale.com — ... lives in choosing the latter. Let us hope that Mr. Boll is capable of making an emotional, empathetic film on the delicate subject…despite the fact that there has never been a video game about it. Check out the trailer for DARFUR – staring Billy Zane, Edward Furlong and Kristanna Loken – after the jump. And, as our good friends at Film School Rejects point out, keep your eyes peeled for a certain grammatical error with the word “existence.” Source Film School Rejects via Twitch

UWE BOLL ADDS INSULT TO INJURY IN DARFUR
Filmdrunk — ... “Hey, Shorty, you’re really looking nice.  Let me take you to the movie, because I know you like. You got nothing to worry about.  Hold the popcorn and the drink, let me pay the money so that we can get in. Let’s sit on the stool-chairs alone, watching a movie.”  -Bangs. I hereby nominate this for the new “Let’s all go to the lobby” song. [via Twitch, BestWeekEver] ...

Twitch Video Player Top Ten (Oct 28 - Nov 4)
Twitch — ... Never count a German Doctor down.  Uwe Boll delivers a mighty one-two punch in the Video Player Top Ten this week, not just taking the top two spots but more than doubling the total plays of spot number three and coming pretty damn close to matching four through ten combined.  Go Uwe! 1.  Final Storm Trailer (8428) 2.  Darfur Trailer (7602) 3.  Tucker And Dale Versus Evil Promo (2994) 4.  Journey To Promethea Trailer (970) 5.  Amazing Tales: Three Guns Trailer (963) 6.  True Legend ...

Twitch Video Player Top Ten (Nov 4 - 11th)
Twitch — ... boys and girls, the American Film Market has come to an end, but its influence lives on.  How so?  Well, because the market gave us trailers for two new Uwe Boll films and those films continue to top the weekly Video Player Top Ten while the Twilight-powered Road Train - it features Xavier Samuel from The Loved Ones and the upcoming third Twilight film - became the only new film to crack the top five.  Here's the list! 1.  Darfur Trailer (4979) 2.  Final Storm Trailer (3452) 3.  Godspeed Cinevegas ...

International Eye Candy: ROAD TRAIN, WAPAKMAN, Two From Dr. Boll, One From Billy Zane, And A Conversation With Clu Gulager!!!
Ain't It Cool News - The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. — ... trailers. Up first is THE LAST STORM, a Biblical apocalypse film starring 90210 alum Luke Perry as some sort of wandering prophet / very bad man roaming the earth after the Rapture. Bad things are going to happen to the people left behind. Second? The much more serious minded DARFUR which – despite a bizarre b-level cast including Billy Zane, Edward Furlong, Kristanna Loken and Matt “Max Headroom” Frewer – actually looks to be a serious treatment of events in that part of the world. Find the DARFUR trailer here and ...

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