Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: OH MY GOD!!! Edition!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com 9/18/2009 — What up partner?! I see you've decided to take a trip and explore the wild side of you inner dance machine this fine and lovely evening. Well, my young and influential friend, you quite possibly have made the greatest decision in your life, because you just came into the hottest thing since ...

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: Scary German Guy is Bitchin' Edition!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com 10/17/2009 — Hey there. I don't believe I've seen you around the club before, now have I? If I had, we would already be friends, cause that's ...how I role. Since you haven't been to the hottest club in a three-mile radius of a Circle K, I should give you a tour, along with a history of Freddy's Friday ...

Freddy's Halloween Dance Party!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com 26 days ago — 'Tis the season to be scary...and there is nothing scarier than a DUI (well, except for that burning sensation when I pee), so why not spend your night here, at the hottest club in all the land, Freddy's Halloween Dance Party! YAEAZA!! Halloween weekend is upon us and the barbarian of bones ...

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: Uncle Phil Edition!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com 8/14/2009 — Wubba wubba wubba! Hey there you dancing’ hep cats, it is a pleasure to see you back with us this Friday for another all night dance par-tay, at the club that is better than at least seven STD‘s…it‘s Freddy’s Friday Night Dance Party!! We got a bubble machine, that doesn’t blow, and the Moet ...

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: It's All Black and Slimy Edition!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com 10/2/2009 — I see you have decided to let you inhibitions go and join us for yet another decadent dance party...as you already know, we have the hottest club, with the hottest babes, and their looking to get it on tonight! How can they resist? After all, this is Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party! ...

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: Big Party in Little China Edition!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com 9/11/2009 — Hey there you crazy party animals! I am so very happy that you all have once again made it out this Friday for yet another edition of Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party! Cue the awesomely fun confetti!! Oh, I got some in my eyes...tee hee! Now, I'm not all that thrilled about doing back to back ...

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: You're So Cool Brewster Edition!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com 10/9/2009 — Whoa...ladies, ladies...we have a dress code here at the club, it's business casual. As in, it's my business to casually get into your pants! Had ya sweatin' there for a second...you know the only dress code at Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!! is at some point tonight, each one of you has ...

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: Wannabe-able to Put Up Some Posts Edition!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com 9/5/2009 — Hey hoes! I must apologize for my lack of love over here at Chuck Norris Ate My Baby, but with a major multi-state move, I have been without access to Internet - let alone my computer! THE HORROR!! But thanks to my pal, dj Boomer I have a quick chance to say yo, and let you all know that I will ...

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: Dream Warriors Edition
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com 8/7/2009 — Hey girl hay! You just strolled into the hottest night club this side of the other hottest night club...Freddy's Friday Night Dance Par-tay! Eeoww! Tonight's dance party, features the sick sounds of dj Skele-tone, and he has brought with him his copy of Dokken's Dream Warriors! Oh snappp! ...

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: Low-Carb Edition!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com 8/28/2009 — Sup playas, and playarettes!! You must be new to this club, so let me give you the tour. Right there - that's where you can dance, right over there - that's another place you can dance, and over here, on my lap - well, take a guess. What'd you expect; this is Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party ...