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http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/ - FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film ...
Word up, y’all. Today I’m making like a slut who didn’t finish high school at an arena football game and giving away some free t-shirts. Rob at ShirtGenius was nice enough to send over these vannin t-shirts, which seem well suited to our purposes. Rob is a sick son of a ...
Drama
Opening this weekend (trailers after the jump):
Twilight Saga: New Moon
Were you aware? I think it’s based on a book or something.
The Blind Side
I’ve heard from semi-reliable sources that this movie is actually good, but I refuse to believe it. No way a film with the ...
Drama
The Academy recently released their shortlist of 15 feature documentaries which may compete for the Best Documentary Oscar in February, and out of 15, FIFTEEN , Anvil! The Story of Anvil didn’t make it. I’m not going to pretend I saw every movie this year, but I saw a lot, ...
Other
Academy Awards
I’ve gotten 10 or 11 Twilight New Moon -related parody videos in the last 12 hours, so if you sent me one, I’m sorry, it was probably really funny, but I’m swamped worse than your mom’s crotch over here. This one, however, really stood out from the pack. It ...
Drama
New Moon
Twilight
Skeet Ulrich
Since I know you guys have barely heard anything about this project, here’s a new featurette for James Cameron’s Avatar . A couple thoughts: first, as much as I want to see it, I can’t get this comment about it the other week out of my head:
“Good news, we can fly ...
Action
Avatar
James Cameron
Michelle Rodriguez
Russell Brand
Billy Zane
(She wants to be a stupid lamb.)
According to Nikki Finke , Twilight Saga: New Moon ’s opening-day numbers are bigger than Dark Knight and Harry Potter . To put it in layman’s terms, that’s pretty big.
Rival studios are telling me this morning that Summit ...
Drama
New Moon
Twilight
The Dark Knight
Sally Potter
Harry Dean Stanton
Thanks to the magic of the internet, we have this screen shot from a Robert Pattinson fan site and ads Google chose to accompany it, which all deal with sex offenders. Cute. But, logically, would sex offenders really be looking for other sex offenders? I don’t think they party like ...
Drama
Robert Pattinson
Edward Norton
Twilight
While patrolling the Syrian border, Marine Major Brian Dennis found a stray dog he named ‘Nubs’ because Iraqis had cut its ears off as a puppy. He later nursed it back to health after it was stabbed in the side with a screw driver (lovely people, those Iraqis, I’m sure). ...
Comedy
(How nice am I for using former gladiator Gina Carano for the banner pic instead of Titan ? That guy is gayer than Liberace cornholing a Care Bear.)
American Gladiators was only ever successful in the highly competitive, Saturday-afternoon-between-football-games time slot. NBC tried to ...
Drama
From SlashFilm :
Jason Segel (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) joined The Swell Season — Irish musician Glen Hansard and Czech singer and pianist Markéta Irglová (you know, the musical artists from the indie musical Once ) — on stage at The Wiltern in Los Angeles on November ...
Comedy
Jason Segel
Garry Marshall
Sarah Connor
(Yes, the bear eats the script. I’m hard right now.)
Comedian T.J. Miller twice unsuccessfully audition for a part in the Yogi Bear movie , but thanks to this video audition he sent in, he scored the biggest casting coup since “ Hey, Malkovich, think fast! ”
What ...
Other
Aw, poor Megan Fox. These are her outtakes from a photoshoot for… The New York Times, believe it or not. She looks about as confused and bored as the hookers I pay to do this same pose. [via Popoholic ]
DCJ Links:
10 things you should never say to a gamer. For instance, ...
Sci-Fi
Megan Fox
Star Trek
Brad Pitt
Jackass is one of those things you either like or you don’t. I have the brain of a 13 year old, so naturally Jackass 2 was the most fun I’ve had in a theater since I learned that trick with the popcorn container. Not much is known about the project at this point, but ...
Other
Johnny Knoxville
Paramount
In Remember Me, Robert Pattinson stars alongside Pierce Brosnan, Chris Cooper, and Emilie de Ravin, who manages to be about 1000 times less annoying in this than she was on Lost when all she did was whine and cry and pout and yell and oh god I hated her.
Robert Pattinson plays Tyler, a ...
Other
Pierce Brosnan
Chris Cooper
Edward Norton
Tyler Perry
Robert Pattinson
The Harry Potter ripoff parade has been in full swing for a few years now, long enough for the derivative books to get made into derivative movies. On that note, here’s the trailer for Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief . Zeus comes alive and goes after this ...
Other
Peter Jackson
(Here’s a giant Eddie Murphy head, or as the Meet Dave producers call it, ‘more money we may as well have used as a jizz mop’.)
Pretty much every movie Eddie Murphy’s made for last 15 years has been about as funny as a baby otter getting hit by a truck. It’s ...
Other
Eddie Murphy
(”She’sh really capshured the esshensh of how I shalk my prey.”)
Sean Connery has been saying he’s retired from acting for the past few years, but he recently agreed to voice the lead character in an upcoming independent CGI animated feature, and you just know it ...
Other
Sean Connery
(”Take me, you greasy ethnic beast! Of course, if anyone finds out I’ll have to say it was rape.”)
Did anyone here think Twilight Saga: New Moon was going to be good? Of course not. The best thing you could say was that there’s less Cam Gigandet in this one. But ...
Drama
Twilight
New Moon
Bella
Chris Weitz
Kristen Stewart
Taylor Lautner
After the jump, I’ve got the trailer for Bitch Slap , but to be honest, I’m giving you the best parts with these screencaps. It’s a movie about tits, but apparently these tits went to college and got all uppity or something (that’s why I only date dropouts).
BITCH ...
Comedy
After releasing a couple separate posters last week, Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland marketing team has now combined them all into one glorious triptych — click the picture above a couple times and it’ll get bigger, like your sister’s clit (too far?). It opens ...
