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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
cinemablend.com — Its become a central truth of American filmmaking that audiences will watch Robert Downey Jr. doing pretty... much anything, and when hes having as much fun as he is as the magnetic center of ISherlock HolmesI, theres no choice but to be swept along for ... (more) Sherlock Holmes
Transylmania
Whenever America becomes obsessed with something, there are side effects. When we went nuts for IPiratesI a couple of years ago, for instance, the market was suddenly and inexplicably flooded with pirate-themed porn movies. And now were obsessed with vampires and since vampire porn has already ...
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Armored
Id like to give this film zero stars, but it seems a bit unfair to give a film zero stars simply because it doesnt succeed at anything. Not sucking can sometimes be half the battle. Nothing about this film downright sucks. Its like Andre Agassi with normal hair. He looks great with the bald ...
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Brothers
The word melodrama doesnt have much currency in movies these days, but in its best moments IBrothersI proves that the old genre can feel alive and well when done right. Even without major insight on its subject matter, the movie carries emotional heft thanks to stronger-than-usual performances ...
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Everybody's Fine
People were sobbing so loudly near the end of my screening of IEverybodys FineI I felt like quite the heel, sitting dry-eyed toward the back, mentally groaning every time another sentimental bow was tied around remaining plot threads. The movie is pretty much the IMarley and MeI of this holiday ...
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The Lovely Bones
A movie simply cant have the same lived-in feel as a novel, but all of Jacksons attempts at replicating it fall entirely flat. For fans of the novel, IThe Lovely BonesI isnt just a misfire, but a sad, pale replication of something that should be elegant and deep.
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The Private Lives of Pippa Lee
In one scene, someone calls Pippa Lee an enigma. She replies by saying, To be perfectly honest, Ive had enough of being an enigma. I want to be known. Well Pippa, dont get ahead of yourself because its the enigmatic elements that make IThe Private Lives of Pippa LeeI curiously ingenious. Based ...
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Ninja Assassin
Whenever the action stops, the movie becomes howlingly bad-- Matthew Sand and J. Michael Straczynskis script relies far too heavily on meager laugh lines about Mikas vanity or Raizos overconfidence, and its far more convinced by its serious moments than the audience ever is. But if the drama ...
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Old Dogs
Ive seen a lot of terrible, juvenile movies this year-- a IlotI, trust me-- and yet none of them really earned the description horrifying the way IOld DogsI does. Its not just that it stars Robin Williams and John Travolta, two actors who we know are capable of better, or that it relies on ...
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Red Cliff (aka Chi bi)
For most epic films it would be horrifying to cut half of it, leave in all the action sequences, slap on some subtitles and release it for international audiences. But John Woos IRed CliffI, which screened in Asia as a five-hour cut, works pretty well in its breakneck two-and-a-half-hour cut
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Me and Orson Welles
Ill come right out and say it: Richard Linklater is better than iMe and Orson Wellesi. Sure, the indie superstar and inspiration to many a director including Kevin Smith is responsible for quite a few mainstream movies, but none have ever been so boring and lifeless as this film. iSchool of ...
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The Blind Side
Is every extraordinary true story worth adapting to film? It seems as though weve heard everything before, especially when it comes to down-on-their-luck athletes defying the odds. Well, Michael Ohers story is pretty much just that, so the success of IThe Blind SideI will rest in your hands.
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Planet 51
Planet 51
cinemablend.com — I dont care how mature you are--everyone loves a good cartoon once in a while. Sometimes you... just need to leave the adult world behind and relax with some youthful hilarity. The problem with IPlanet 51I is its not youthful, its infantile (more) Planet 51
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
cinemablend.com — INew MoonI avoids slipping into self-parody by being a little less serious as well. Its impossible to... have a truly light touch with the material-- Stephenie Meyers writing prevents that entirely-- but Weitzs efforts result in a movie thats a little ... (more) The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Serious Moonlight
Pet peeves are dangerous. They can be the tiniest of faux pas yet completely tarnish your impression of a person, restaurant or even a movie. Its clear from the start that ISerious MoonlightI is likely to be a serious drag, but the utterance of the phrase I could care less seals the deal. Its I ...
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Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans
IBad Lieutenant: Port of Call New OrleansI has been done to twisted perfection. Herzogs maniacal movie refuses to flinch as it gleefully leaps into an underworld of degradation and despair in which our hero is barely a hero at all, even if he gets results. And in the end even if McDonagh gets ...
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Women in Trouble
You know that feeling when youre doing something you shouldnt and are on edge about someone catching you in the act? Okay, enough dancing in circles. Have you ever watched porn in the privacy of your own room and been terrified that your mom will walk in and catch you? Of course you have! Thats ...
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2012
2012
cinemablend.com — Emmerich claims that I2012I is his final disaster movie, unless IIndependence Day 2I ever gets off the... ground, and the movie is nothing if not an indulgent curtain call for the man who figured out how much we like watching cinematic portrayals of our ... (more) 2012
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox
cinemablend.com — Dont ask how, but somehow it required puppets for Anderson to finally get the balance right again.... IFantastic Mr. FoxI is Andersons best film since IThe Royal TenenbaumsI, and perhaps his funniest ever. (more) Fantastic Mr. Fox
Up in the Air
All the things you probably hate about traveling, says George Clooneys Ryan Bingham, are warm reminders that Im home. Ryan is a man in constant motion, a man who sees people as sharks which, should they stop moving, will die. He refuses to die and so he lives in the air, flying from one city to ...
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